Just gotta get in the last word, don't you?

[w84u2]

How come every time I see this I think about this.....

[HoboJo]

I looked up pink dances, I looked up (***) cat dances, and I looked up dances that w84u2 may perform.

I feel violated. Why do you all dance?

Why do we reddit/google?

Just why.

(oh, for the laugh, LAST)

[Queen K]

Do you have the faintest idea at how many chicken dances I've done at weddings?

[HoboJo]

First, you want to be very careful when performing that summoning dance.

You don't know the level of depravity those chickens are capable of.

I recommend, (to stay safe), dancing the "twist" or, better, "Gangnam Style" LAST.

[Queen K]

If "summoning" dances worked, I'd be trying to decide how to divide up my 60 million dollar windfall, instead of some dude in Quebec.

[HoboJo]

Why would you summon a dude from Quebec instead of $60M. Hell, you should have just stuck with the depraved chickens and been satisfied at LAST.

[Queen K]

I'll stick with depraved chickens if they cook up nice. Play nice. Oh, and be nice. That's worth more than some Quebec dude and 60 mill.

[HoboJo]

My new and improved devotion to nicness will last.

[Queen K]

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, but your Valentine Day bid got garner Last Word will come to naught.

Happy Valentine Day to you.

[jimsenchuk]

blah...blah

[HoboJo]

bid got garner

or go home!

I am going too to be sooo

blah...blah

I will still be LAST.

[Queen K]

Jim "blah blahed" in this thread, forcing the chicken to peck his sunglasses to the death.

[HoboJo]

I have built up an immunity to sunglasses so as to win a logic fight to... the death.

Sword fights, feats of strength, and the illogical yet practical defense against sunglasses allows me to always be LAST.

[Queen K]

Until there's kitty pawprints on your parchment paper.

[HoboJo]

The Dread Pirate Roberts eats kitty's LAST.