Ban Someone!

[Queen K]

Bans poppin' in for reminding us that turkey is the diner's food of choice South of the border this American Thanksgiving and not Canadian chicken. Hobojo is safe!

[WeatherWoman]

Ban the Queen to think that Canadians didn't eat chicken tonight.

[HoboJo]

There are roughly 10 million chickens in BC alone at any given time according to Stats Canada. I will take my chances.

Banning our favourite witch for not noticing that she may be a little more rare.

>American thanksgiving joke:

>>That Turkey is so raw it is still killing Armenians.

[Queen K]

Sending Hobojo to his favourite bath spa resort for a rest from all his hard work.

[HoboJo]

If this was a soup pot joke I find myself both perturbed and warmed.

Ban Q for causing cognitive confliction.

[Queen K]

I deliberately failed to ban you but shall now. Banned for soup pot hot water salt add vegetables joke.

[WeatherWoman]

Ban the Queen for not letting the soup boil.

[HoboJo]

Mitten wearing, opposable thumb deficient, too tight-a-helmet folks shouldn't abuse the word vegetable.

Banning Q for the lack of both decency and, more importantly, pepper.

[Queen K]

I will add a decent amount of smoked jalapeno pepper to the soup post haste, banned for failing to mention Hawaiian pink salt.

[HoboJo]

Now I just need a bigger pot and some hot chicks.

Keep adding spice and you *may be un -banned.

[WeatherWoman]

Ban hobojo with my airbags

[HoboJo]

I took a double ban. Blushed on both cheeks. Air bag jokes are now Banned.

[Queen K]

I see I must declare a ban on Hobojo from entering all modern cars equipped with air bags. And this thread which is typically filled with hot air.

[WeatherWoman]

I ban myself into a nice toasty fire.

[HoboJo]

I ban myself into a Nordic hot tub filled with reeses peanut butter cups..

Well, that didn't work.

I am still here.

Banning da witch for over-selling the power of da BAN.