Ban Someone!

[HoboJo]

We can and we will ban you for that... whatever that was.

In fact, you are probably going to become the poster child for all bans in perpetuity.

I am writing to Guinness right now so your ban will be famous.

(This record will cease to apply if you comment here again... seriously, the judges are calling back anytime now)

[just popping in]

I ban HoboJo for believing anyone at Guinness can read chicken scratch.

[Queen K]

I ban Poppin' in for reminding me of making chicken pot pie from scratch. A lot of work, but worth it.

[WeatherWoman]

I ban the queen for being a cooking cat

[HoboJo]

My proclivity is to ban the enablers. You have the big-ass pot yet Queen is still not blanched.

[Queen K]

I can be the White Queen, but play me carefully as the chess board is full.

[HoboJo]

Don't get rooked. Castling has been allowed since the 1500's.

While castling (on the queen side) ,can I castle if my rook passes through ...

Honestly, I don't know how this game is still acceptable in polite society.

White Queen may get the first move but the board will become less full... and you may not LAST.

[HoboJo]

lol.. May not be banned? bloody 'el.

[Queen K]

I meant to ban you damn it, something went wrong in translation, checkmate, banned Sir Chicken.

[just popping in]

Knight has fallen, Queen you are now banned.

[HoboJo]

May poop not be everlasting and bran be our knew... whatever...

Prawns are always Banned ;-)

[WeatherWoman]

I ban Bohojo...or is it johobo or could it be bojoho.....must be hobojo

[HoboJo]

I ermm, ban sontfffffffffot. Wait, it turns out I cant type with my eyelashes either.

Damn, I know I have the sexiest eyelashes.

I ban WW in lieu of an eyelash contest.

[just popping in]

I ban hooboojuice for having eyelashes and eyebrows, that's just wrong.

[HoboJo]

Keep your eyebrow projections checked.

Eyelashes sorta evolved with the eyeball. Darwin didn't explain it well either.

Mr P is banned from eyeball jokes for the foreseeable future. I saw this coming.

Eye am keeping an eye on you MR.... (puns all the way down)...