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Re: Ban Someone!

Postby HoboJo » May 20th, 2017, 3:05 pm

I wouldn't drink Kelowna water even if it was molecularly separated and reformed.

I ban Q and all the government trusting water consumers who may be better served by boiling their own heads.

(Also, had to re-wire my well pump to quickly switch to generator power 'cause the power goes off all the * time here and I don't have any delicious, nutritious water without power.)
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Re: Ban Someone!

Postby Queen K » May 20th, 2017, 5:06 pm

:135: OH NO, boil what? Nevermind, I ban you for being so articulate. Banned Hobojo, and I hope your power stays on damn it.
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Re: Ban Someone!

Postby HoboJo » May 21st, 2017, 2:35 pm

Are you one of those people that use the same word for the keratin build up on our hand extremities as you do for spikey "U" shaped hunks of tin? If you are, consider yourself banned.

Ouch, just ouch.
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Re: Ban Someone!

Postby WeatherWoman » Jun 5th, 2017, 11:56 am

Too much time has past so I thee ban the royal pain in my behind HoboJo
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Re: Ban Someone!

Postby HoboJo » Jun 18th, 2017, 7:14 pm

Another afternoon playing with "nails" ^the aforementioned spikey bits of blood inducing hardware, I find myself in need of blaming someone (other than the sheep).

I pick you WW. It is you whom will feel my wrath; my somewhat more than ambivalent distaste for all things pointy will now be directed towards you.

Banning WW 'cause.
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Re: Ban Someone!

Postby Queen K » Jun 18th, 2017, 7:42 pm

I ban Hobojo for fencing in his sheep. They jus' wanna be free an' play like goats.
Also for rye distribution patterns, or lack thereof.
And for doggie lost and lonely on a hot Summer day.

Banned!
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Re: Ban Someone!

Postby HoboJo » Jun 18th, 2017, 7:45 pm

As summer doesn't start until the solstice, I ban the cat for time traveling infractions.
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Re: Ban Someone!

Postby Queen K » Jun 18th, 2017, 9:08 pm

I ban Hobojo for being an absolutist!
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Re: Ban Someone!

Postby HoboJo » Jun 20th, 2017, 8:06 pm

Ban me tomorrow (the solstice), and we can engage on the topics of:

Absolutionism

Correctitivism

OR>> Dance naked next to the bonfire. Really, I could o either way.
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Re: Ban Someone!

Postby HoboJo » Jun 20th, 2017, 8:13 pm

Well Fart.

Turns out today is the solstice.

What am I to do with the pile of wood and cat effigies?
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Re: Ban Someone!

Postby WeatherWoman » Jun 27th, 2017, 8:17 am

I ban Hobojo for the waste of the fire wood.
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Re: Ban Someone!

Postby HoboJo » Jul 6th, 2017, 12:39 pm

Try as I may, I failed to complete all 150 cat effigies for July 1st as well. Damnit.

Either buy the 40 odd effigies I have left over at a castanaut (Cat-A-Not?) discount or consider yourself properly banned.
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Re: Ban Someone!

Postby dogspoiler » Sep 16th, 2017, 11:31 am

Ban and cook the chicken.
If you love something, set it free.
If it doesn't return, hunt it down and kill it.
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Re: Ban Someone!

Postby Queen K » Sep 16th, 2017, 4:08 pm

Especially ones with cat effigies! And dogs, band dogs too. Ban dogs.
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Re: Ban Someone!

Postby dogspoiler » Sep 17th, 2017, 5:28 pm

Band dogs ? Silly banned cat.
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