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Re: Ban Someone!

Posted: Nov 3rd, 2017, 1:18 pm
by dogspoiler
From your pointy face to your massive butt
With your matted hair and distended gut
Leaving here would be very good
I'm banning you cuz you said I could

Re: Ban Someone!

Posted: Nov 3rd, 2017, 1:50 pm
by WeatherWoman
Banning the dog and his poignant poetry

Re: Ban Someone!

Posted: Nov 4th, 2017, 3:11 am
by dogspoiler
It wasn't pignant, it was Katnant. you are banned.

Re: Ban Someone!

Posted: Nov 4th, 2017, 5:52 am
by Queen K
I ban dogspoiler for plagerism, that was a love letter written I wrote to Logitech years ago.

Re: Ban Someone!

Posted: Nov 4th, 2017, 9:28 am
by WeatherWoman
I ban the Kat for lack of copyright protection.

Re: Ban Someone!

Posted: Nov 4th, 2017, 9:59 am
by dogspoiler
You should have used protection too. You are banned.

Re: Ban Someone!

Posted: Nov 4th, 2017, 1:35 pm
by WeatherWoman
I ban the dog for make remarks about my little witch and warlock.

Re: Ban Someone!

Posted: Nov 4th, 2017, 1:47 pm
by dogspoiler
You and your litter are banned

Re: Ban Someone!

Posted: Nov 4th, 2017, 5:37 pm
by Queen K
I ban dogspoiler for bringing up helpless little puppies in this thread.

Re: Ban Someone!

Posted: Nov 4th, 2017, 10:58 pm
by dogspoiler
I ban the cat for an abundance of acceptance and support for the broom clan,

Re: Ban Someone!

Posted: Nov 5th, 2017, 6:20 am
by Queen K
I ban the dog for howling at the moon all night. Neighbours are trying to sleep through the racket.

Re: Ban Someone!

Posted: Nov 5th, 2017, 7:20 am
by dogspoiler
You are banned for putting the needs of others above those of the Dog.

Re: Ban Someone!

Posted: Nov 5th, 2017, 9:30 am
by WeatherWoman
I ban you for thinking DOG and GOD are interchangeable

Re: Ban Someone!

Posted: Nov 5th, 2017, 4:44 pm
by dogspoiler
One is an omnipotent being, the other is a myth,

Re: Ban Someone!

Posted: Nov 5th, 2017, 4:54 pm
by Queen K
I ban the dog for having a consciousness of humans and cats, enough to know what a myth even is. Like, "there are bones for all in a far away land."