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Re: Ban Someone!

Postby Queen K » Nov 29th, 2017, 8:57 pm

Most guys ban them selves into Nordic hottubs filled with Swedish supermodels, but alas these days such things are frowned upon.

I ban thee for melting reeses peanut butter cups into a hottub drain system, thus costing Castanet thousands of clams for clean up.
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Re: Ban Someone!

Postby HoboJo » Nov 29th, 2017, 10:46 pm

Wait, I haven't pulled the plug yet.

I can/will eat this hypothetical vat of chocolate.

hmmm fantasys...

Also, banned for not knowing that clams are not legal tender.
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Re: Ban Someone!

Postby WeatherWoman » Nov 30th, 2017, 4:56 pm

I ban Hobojo for the image of chocolate and clams. :200:
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Re: Ban Someone!

Postby HoboJo » Dec 1st, 2017, 1:36 pm

Had I been purporting chocolate clams (without strawberries and consent), I would take that ban.

I must ban the Witch for making me look up chocolate clams (then having to delete my browser history).
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Re: Ban Someone!

Postby WeatherWoman » Dec 1st, 2017, 2:53 pm

:200: I have to ban hobojo for making me look that up and then have to delete my history.
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Re: Ban Someone!

Postby HoboJo » Dec 1st, 2017, 3:56 pm

I also deleted my history out of horror and had to use post-it-notes to log into Castanet to BAN you ;-)
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Re: Ban Someone!

Postby WeatherWoman » Dec 1st, 2017, 10:55 pm

horror or *bleep*....you are banned
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Re: Ban Someone!

Postby HoboJo » Dec 3rd, 2017, 1:54 pm

Asking about those links, neigh, referring to them will most likely put you on a list. A list of horror.

Do yourself a favour and burn all your electronics (maybe your residence as well) to ensure that you do not get Banned.

(wait, witches are immune to fire right? It is that why they float? Heavier than a duck? Damnit, take your chances.)
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Re: Ban Someone!

Postby dogspoiler » Dec 3rd, 2017, 2:58 pm

I have had enough of you bunch of pests. You are all banished to the boiling Sulphur pits, chained by your scrawny necks to big hot boulders. Roast in Piece.
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Re: Ban Someone!

Postby WeatherWoman » Dec 3rd, 2017, 3:18 pm

We get a trip to the hot springs?

You are banned because there is no dogs allowed.
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Re: Ban Someone!

Postby HoboJo » Dec 3rd, 2017, 3:50 pm

As the melting point of sulphur is roughly 115.2 °C I may leave this particular spring for the dogs as it where.

I can deploy an inflatable/constructible pool nearby though. All you whom have not been banned are invited. Clothing optional.

I must ban Weather Woman for not bringing/having a 100/lb puppy.

(It took an entire summer to convince my rottweiler that she could, like all mammals, swim)
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Re: Ban Someone!

Postby Queen K » Dec 3rd, 2017, 5:30 pm

I have no clever rejoinder to Hobojo's snub at not being invited into his pool except to suggest that I fill it with chicken stock and slowly heat it up to nearly parboiling point to create the type of chicken meat most appreciated by the chicks.
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Re: Ban Someone!

Postby dogspoiler » Dec 3rd, 2017, 6:37 pm

you should tear his inards out before you cook him
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Re: Ban Someone!

Postby Queen K » Dec 3rd, 2017, 6:39 pm

Such indelicate work is the dog's job.
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Re: Ban Someone!

Postby WeatherWoman » Dec 3rd, 2017, 6:48 pm

I ban the queen for thinking the dog could appropriately clean the bird without eating the whole thing....no soup for you
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