Ban Someone!

[HoboJo]

It's on you now. You know you could have just walked down to the corner of (*redacted) and pulled out the cord right? They didn't hire me in 1991. They may have buried their cables by now *bleep*.

Banning Q for missing the beak!

(Peak, I meant, peek!)

[Queen K]

Blech, the beets are awful in here, peak cooking time passed, quit peekin' under the pot lid.
For bleatin's sakes I ban you fowl chicken.

[HoboJo]

mmoove that lid oink else your neieiei boars may notice a baaad smell. Prrr-fct that dogs dinner or be BANNED!

[just popping in]

I ban JoboHo for blaming kitty who is making the best dog dinner.

[HoboJo]

I ban Poop for thinking that cats make dinner out of ingredients other than puppies in the first place.

[just popping in]

I ban HeebyJeeby for even mentioning puppies and dinner in the same sentence.

[HoboJo]

I ban sir mary *bleep* popin the *bleep* in for making me hungyry.

[just popping in]

I ban hObOjO for craving puppy dog tails

[HoboJo]

I tried to weigh my puppy today. She weighs more than me and was un-co-op-orative.

I ban pop for thinking that eating puppy dog tails would make my task easier. It only weighs 5lb.

[Queen K]

I keep banning the Boom-a-rang chicken.

[just popping in]

I ban Kitty 'cause the boom-a-rang seems to be broken.

[HoboJo]

So, what with the snow and all, Tinkerbell found herself straddled between the bench seat and the snow bank.

Her back half is heavy, I just need to catch her jumping out to get her front ends' weight.

Banning the boomerang booers.

[just popping in]

You cannot ban the BMB'rs they will keep coming back.

[HoboJo]

Did they signal? Did you see it?

I ban Sir Poop for falsely accusing a BMW driver for signaling on his way into the ditch.

[HoboJo]

I officially own this sub. It has been 7days 13hr.

Unbanable at LAST despite your LAST WORD or the silly 'What I would lick and add' forums...

To the witches, the poopers, and the Q (uestionables) I fart in you general direction!

lol