The 'Have You Ever?' Game

[oneh2obabe]

Yes

Have you ever won anything playing the lottery?

[Lady tehMa]

topped out at $10

Have you ever won a raffle?

[oneh2obabe]

No

Have you ever bought more than one thing but in different colours because you liked it so much?

[Lady tehMa]

yes

have you ever been all set to buy something, read the materials list and had to put it back because you were allergic? angora wool . . . can't wear it There is a lovely blue tunic sweater at Costco *sighs*

[oneh2obabe]

Nope ... no allergies

Have you ever been given a long, 100% cashmere bathrobe and hubby thought he'd do you a favour and wash it? Sorry fella, hot water/rinser and throwing it in the dryer doesn't work - damn thing fit a Barbie doll when he got through messing around.

[Lady tehMa]

>.< oooh that would suck.

Have you ever had someone both shrink your clothes and unintentionally dye them at the same time? mom talks about how dad did laundry one time, her red sweater wouldn't fit the dog after it came out and he wore pink shirts, socks and unders until they work out. Stories like these make me glad hubby doesn't touch my laundry.

[oneh2obabe]

Nope ... he never touched my laundry after that mishap

Have you ever put up the *C* (can't say the word yet) tree then decided you needed a new one so went and bought one?

[Lady tehMa]

nope - it is either a real one if we're home or the 3 foot plastic model that was Gram's (50 years old and it still looks great).

Have you ever woken in a really really chipper mood with no idea why?

[oneh2obabe]

Yep

Have you ever had your basement flooded?

[Lady tehMa]

Yes (and I really hope you're not dealing with that now D:)

Have you ever waded through your basement in 18 inches of water . . . in January?

[oneh2obabe]

No ... 2' of water in December - 16' oval braided rug weighed a ton soaking wet

Have you had someone pound on your door at 2 a.m. because they felt like visiting?

[Lady tehMa]

nope - one of the first things my friends learned is that you don't mess with my sleep.

Have you ever wondered at the (lack of) sanity in the general populace?

[oneh2obabe]

Good god yes ... some days are worse than others

Have you ever wondered why some people think the world owes them a living?

[Lady tehMa]

No, I'm pretty sure a lot of it has to do with permissive parenting and the over-the-top "self-esteem" movement in the public schools; recipe for entitlement complex.

Have you ever felt like your eyeballs were bruised?

[oneh2obabe]

Oh yeah ... solid wood night table between the eyes

Have you ever had 2 black eyes at once?