Just gotta get in the last word, don't you?

[Queen K]

Six days later someone rises to the April Fools Joke.

Wait....

[HoboJo]

If I had a last word.... O wait, I guess on a forum I may just:

If you think we have seen our last freeze (and *bleep* to plant) you are gambling with 50 year numbers. If your tree blooms early and does not freeze... Great! BC Tree fruit guy is worried. I only worry for those early planters. (You know who you are).

I am likely to plant LAST

[HoboJo]

Almanac, all weather channels, and my gut say this could be spring. The groundhog died *bleep*.

I think I'll sow a few (100kg) oats next week. Of frost I am guessing we have seen the LAST.

[Queen K]

Hold those oats chicken, consult with The Great Weather Wise Glacier before sowing. He'll stats from your area dating back to 1982 I'm sure.

[HoboJo]

82? Sex pistol, zepplin, heroin fueled hendrix

82?

Wait, Grade 8 math with weather charts. (and a firmer grasp on history)

[HoboJo]

Love of Jethro Tull will forever LAST.

[HoboJo]

Love of Prince however, dies.

[Queen K]

Prince, may he rest in eternal peace. It's those inheriting his Estate who are probably going to burn in Hell with the lawyers fighting over it.

[HoboJo]

At stake; Who buy's "Neverland".

My brother and I did not fight over the third 3/4" wrench. The 1 1/2" wrench however... we worked it out. <deg>

I really don't need a will but.... I could live without a will... but... Is there a document that could inhibit infighting? I can only will it to be. Also, write your wills already. Write it like it's your LAST (will and testament).

[bramwell]

I don't have to write my will because I have nothing to write.

[HoboJo]

Ahh....

Do you have a deep socket in 5/16th AND an 8m? Sir, you need to re-avaluate your worth.

Also, death is tragic and will trigger all sorts of *bleep*. Didn't happen to me but wow...

I am not a lawyer shill but a half paid for toyota/tomatoe could start problems that you didn't see coming.

(My uncle is dying, I see a *bleep* in my future)

I also have not written down what shall transpire after: "The best thing that happened to you was being hit by that train".

We all ought write our LAST.

[Queen K]

What? Are you kidding me?
Wills are important. Almost as important as getting "the shot."

[HoboJo]

Wait, "wills" and "shot". In the same sentence? No blueberries?

Are we in Chicago?

I Identify as an Apache Helicopter.

[Queen K]

Sooooo bored. soo blase, sooo not giving an Apache Heli last word.

Now get back to movin' those rocks. Oh, and chickens cluckin' in my head for some reason.

[HoboJo]

I am triggered by your UN-acceptance of my self identification as an a attack helicopter.

I will be forthwith associated with my Drone friends.

Good thing we don't fly drones over your city... yet. Heck, I bought a drone and as soon as I can keep it from bouncing of these haystacks (and juice it up a little) I will send a sternly worded postage stamp sized letter. (OK, it is a small *bleep* drone).

It may be the LAST.