Doctor Word Game

[mighty d]

Buy crab traps and stay home

Dropped radio in bathtub while playing with the bubbles

[Roadster]

Cut the power, take family out of tub and dont do that again


Odd looking red bumps around your lips

[xjeepguy]

Cut the power, take family out of tub and dont do that again


Odd looking red bumps around your lips

Dont kiss WW


Very bad foot odor

[Roadster]

Soak feet in black tea for 20 mins for two weeks, this really works.



knuckels bent and swollen

[xjeepguy]

Soak feet in black tea for 20 mins for two weeks, this really works.



knuckels bent and swollen

Avoid hitting Boston fans and soak in epsom salts


Dislocated knuckle

[Roadster]

Strap it to a small piece of wood and take two months off work


eye stuck shut in the morning

[xjeepguy]

Take a shower

Damage to the Olecranon

[Roadster]

Take a shower

Damage to the Olecranon

Quit trying to bury people in yer back yard. the digging is doing it, or get a friend to do the digging



Gut ache every time you drink milk

[Lady tehMa]

put lactaid in the milk, or stay away from dairy in general.

Chronic gas.

[Roadster]

Save it up, helps clear a seat in a bar for you when the place is really busy.



One ear always looks lower then the other

[Lady tehMa]

tilt your head to the side

broke a nail

[WeatherWoman]

Suck it up buttercup, no tears it's only a nail! File to remove any sharp edges.

Drop baby head first on the floor

[Lady tehMa]

panic, cry, get baby to hospital and discover baby is probably in better shape than you, due to their construction
happened to a friend, she fell while holding baby

get stuck with back spasm while trying to limbo

[mee-mo87]

put hands down and crab walk outta there -- don't do again, probably too old.

Fell off bike into a ditch and hit portion of head on a rock.

[Roadster]

Ride on road from now on, the knuckle on yer head should help remind you not to do that.


Poked in eye for getting in someones face