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Doctor Word Game

Postby Frisk » Jun 14th, 2011, 8:02 pm

I say an injury, you find a way to fix it.

Example: Leg cut off - attached on using stiches. Rocket shot at - blocked by wall

I'll start: Shot in the leg
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Re: Doctor Word Game

Postby strwbrrydvl » Jun 14th, 2011, 8:46 pm

Make a tourniquet with my belt and wait for paramedics?

Burn your earlobe with a flat iron?
Some people develop a wishbone where their backbone should be.
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Re: Doctor Word Game

Postby Frisk » Jun 14th, 2011, 9:23 pm

Puts cold water on burnt ear.

Attacked by a pack of dogs.
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Re: Doctor Word Game

Postby grammafreddy » Jun 14th, 2011, 9:45 pm

Shoots the dogs.

Sorry, jk.

Gets a rabies shot.

Broke a fingernail shooting the dogs ...
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Re: Doctor Word Game

Postby Frisk » Jun 14th, 2011, 9:49 pm

Glues finger nail back on.

Hair set on fire...
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Re: Doctor Word Game

Postby mighty d » Jun 14th, 2011, 11:01 pm

bucket of water on top of the head
nose was bitten off :137:
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Re: Doctor Word Game

Postby grammafreddy » Jun 14th, 2011, 11:49 pm

wear ski mask 24/7

severely strained gluteus maximus
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Re: Doctor Word Game

Postby oneh2obabe » Jun 15th, 2011, 3:18 am

Massage your gluteus maximus using a tennis ball.

Fungal infection in toenail.
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Re: Doctor Word Game

Postby Lady tehMa » Jun 15th, 2011, 6:09 am

Tea trea oil bath 3 times a day

infected sliver
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Re: Doctor Word Game

Postby Frisk » Jun 15th, 2011, 6:58 am

Uses saw to remove sliver and treats with disinfectant.

Struck by lightning...
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Re: Doctor Word Game

Postby WeatherWoman » Jun 15th, 2011, 9:20 am

Remove golf club and shock with car battery


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Re: Doctor Word Game

Postby grammafreddy » Jun 15th, 2011, 9:35 am

Look for idiot who left the cross lying around

Something in eye
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Re: Doctor Word Game

Postby Lady tehMa » Jun 15th, 2011, 9:57 am

Hold patient down and irrigate with saline solution

broken toe
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Re: Doctor Word Game

Postby WeatherWoman » Jun 15th, 2011, 10:03 am

Tape to your other toes and cry

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Re: Doctor Word Game

Postby mee-mo87 » Jun 15th, 2011, 1:05 pm

Take a laxative and poop.

Whiplash.
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