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Re: Doctor Word Game

Postby jaz301 » Jul 9th, 2011, 8:50 pm

brush it out

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Re: Doctor Word Game

Postby dogspoiler » Jul 9th, 2011, 9:49 pm

Pinesol

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Re: Doctor Word Game

Postby Roadster » Jul 9th, 2011, 10:47 pm

Not like you weren't given two legs, deal with it or get a wheelchair and scoot around.


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Re: Doctor Word Game

Postby dogspoiler » Jul 11th, 2011, 6:01 pm

replace them

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Re: Doctor Word Game

Postby Frisk » Jul 11th, 2011, 11:48 pm

Heart attack, right? Call 911 and hope they can save you.

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Re: Doctor Word Game

Postby jaz301 » Jul 12th, 2011, 1:51 pm

give yourself the Heimlich Maneuver‏

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Re: Doctor Word Game

Postby Frisk » Jul 13th, 2011, 3:47 pm

Kick the bed until someone comes

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Re: Doctor Word Game

Postby mee-mo87 » Jul 20th, 2011, 1:30 pm

Man up, rip it out and get a tetanus shot.

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Re: Doctor Word Game

Postby Frisk » Jul 21st, 2011, 5:05 pm

Take 5 pain killers and get surgery to repair.

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Re: Doctor Word Game

Postby WeatherWoman » Jul 31st, 2011, 9:30 pm

drag yourself to the curb and pray someone will call 911...throw up and then pass out

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Re: Doctor Word Game

Postby Frisk » Aug 4th, 2011, 7:01 pm

Painfully pull them out, if they have barbs, your screwed.

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Re: Doctor Word Game

Postby grammafreddy » Aug 4th, 2011, 7:25 pm

Toss out hair rollers and curling iron - not needed any more.

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Re: Doctor Word Game

Postby Frisk » Aug 4th, 2011, 7:35 pm

Quickly splash water in eyes as fast as you can. Otherwise, enjoy being blind.

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Re: Doctor Word Game

Postby dogspoiler » Sep 4th, 2011, 2:09 pm

Feel lucky you weren't stung instead
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Re: Doctor Word Game

Postby Frisk » Dec 7th, 2011, 6:30 pm

Go see a theraipist? lol

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