Castanet

Posted: **Jun 14th, 2011, 9:46 pm**

Make a tourniquet with my belt and wait for paramedics?

Burn your earlobe with a flat iron?

Posted: **Jun 14th, 2011, 10:23 pm**

Posted: **Jun 14th, 2011, 10:45 pm**

Shoots the dogs.

Sorry, jk.

Gets a rabies shot.

Broke a fingernail shooting the dogs ...

Posted: **Jun 14th, 2011, 10:49 pm**

Posted: **Jun 15th, 2011, 12:01 am**

bucket of water on top of the head
nose was bitten off :137:

Posted: **Jun 15th, 2011, 12:49 am**

wear ski mask 24/7

severely strained gluteus maximus

Posted: **Jun 15th, 2011, 4:18 am**

Massage your gluteus maximus using a tennis ball.

Fungal infection in toenail.

Posted: **Jun 15th, 2011, 7:09 am**

Tea trea oil bath 3 times a day

infected sliver

Posted: **Jun 15th, 2011, 7:58 am**

Posted: **Jun 15th, 2011, 10:20 am**

Remove golf club and shock with car battery

Step on a rusty nail

Posted: **Jun 15th, 2011, 10:35 am**

Look for idiot who left the cross lying around

Something in eye

Posted: **Jun 15th, 2011, 10:57 am**

Hold patient down and irrigate with saline solution

broken toe

Posted: **Jun 15th, 2011, 11:03 am**

Tape to your other toes and cry

Tapeworm

Posted: **Jun 15th, 2011, 2:05 pm**

Take a laxative and poop.

Whiplash.

Doctor Word Game