Castanet

Posted: **Jun 15th, 2011, 4:16 pm**

Lay off the fish diet, use seal oil for Cologne.

Nipped in the bud.

Posted: **Jun 15th, 2011, 4:24 pm**

Posted: **Jun 15th, 2011, 7:42 pm**

douse with nail polish remover

Ear bite off by angry Canuck's fan.

Posted: **Jun 15th, 2011, 7:48 pm**

Oh finally we've playing Doctor!

Apply head bandage, forbid to riot.

Sprain ankle kicking tv screen

Posted: **Jun 15th, 2011, 7:57 pm**

Queen K wrote:Oh finally we've playing Doctor!

Apply head bandage, forbid to riot.

Sprain ankle kicking tv screen

Ice down and head for an xray

Nail shot through head with a nail gun

Posted: **Jun 15th, 2011, 8:50 pm**

Leave in so brains don't leak out......funny story to tell the grand kids

Sew finger to sewing machine

Posted: **Jun 15th, 2011, 8:52 pm**

Pretend Elantra is a new brand of ring.

Head bashed by riot baton.

Posted: **Jun 15th, 2011, 9:14 pm**

Queen K wrote:Pretend Elantra is a new brand of ring.

Head bashed by riot baton.

Leave alone cause they deserved that .

Severed thumb

Posted: **Jun 15th, 2011, 9:21 pm**

Stick it on ice and head to the ER

Compound forearm fracture

Posted: **Jun 16th, 2011, 7:31 am**

Tape it Up and get back on the Ice.

Severe PMS.

Posted: **Jun 16th, 2011, 7:47 am**

Drink until you pass out...repeat until PMS disappears

infected tattoo that says "Heart MOM"

Posted: **Jun 16th, 2011, 7:48 am**

Scrub off with steal wool

Boil on butt.

Posted: **Jun 16th, 2011, 8:10 am**

Lance with a soldering gun and don't sit down.
Bee stuck in your ear.

Posted: **Jun 16th, 2011, 8:11 am**

mighty d wrote:Lance with a soldering gun and don't sit down.
Bee stuck in your ear.

Place straw in other ear and blow hard.

Toe fungus

Doctor Word Game