Castanet

Posted: **Jul 9th, 2011, 8:50 pm**

brush it out

bad BO and no soap or deodorant

Posted: **Jul 9th, 2011, 9:49 pm**

Pinesol

torn menicus

Posted: **Jul 9th, 2011, 10:47 pm**

Not like you weren't given two legs, deal with it or get a wheelchair and scoot around.

Glasses broke, blind without em.

Posted: **Jul 11th, 2011, 6:01 pm**

replace them

Myocardial infarction

Posted: **Jul 11th, 2011, 11:48 pm**

Posted: **Jul 12th, 2011, 1:51 pm**

give yourself the Heimlich Maneuver‏

You have a fever and you can't find a cowbell.

Posted: **Jul 13th, 2011, 3:47 pm**

Posted: **Jul 20th, 2011, 1:30 pm**

Man up, rip it out and get a tetanus shot.

Torn Achilles Tendon

Posted: **Jul 21st, 2011, 5:05 pm**

Posted: **Jul 31st, 2011, 9:30 pm**

drag yourself to the curb and pray someone will call 911...throw up and then pass out

Fall face first into a cactus.

Posted: **Aug 4th, 2011, 7:01 pm**

Posted: **Aug 4th, 2011, 7:25 pm**

Toss out hair rollers and curling iron - not needed any more.

Bleach splashed in eyes

Posted: **Aug 4th, 2011, 7:35 pm**

Posted: **Sep 4th, 2011, 2:09 pm**

Feel lucky you weren't stung instead
Orthostatic Hypotension

Posted: **Dec 7th, 2011, 5:30 pm**

Doctor Word Game