Castanet

Posted: **Dec 7th, 2011, 5:44 pm**

Shut up lol

Pericardial Tamponade.

Posted: **Dec 11th, 2011, 6:06 pm**

Phone 911....get yourself to emergency.

Centipede stuck in your ear.

Posted: **Dec 15th, 2011, 7:10 pm**

subungual

Posted: **May 16th, 2012, 7:59 pm**

Posted: **May 16th, 2012, 8:27 pm**

Trees have limbs, borrow a couple.

Dying from side splitting laughter.

Posted: **May 16th, 2012, 10:01 pm**

Posted: **May 27th, 2012, 12:31 pm**

put butter on it

stepped on rake, banged forehead REALLY hard

Posted: **May 27th, 2012, 1:26 pm**

Posted: **May 28th, 2012, 7:38 am**

Insert rum, then straw.

Hungover from fermented watermelon.

Posted: **Sep 17th, 2017, 11:23 pm**

rehydrate with lots of beer

subungual hematoma

Posted: **Oct 14th, 2017, 2:56 pm**

Stick a pin in it.

Sewed finger to fabric.

Posted: **Oct 20th, 2017, 6:01 pm**

risus

Posted: **Oct 21st, 2017, 9:01 pm**

A tetanus shot in time!
Syncope

Posted: **Oct 21st, 2017, 9:05 pm**

fainting

pericardial tamponade

Posted: **Oct 22nd, 2017, 1:34 pm**

quickly sign the will leaving everything to WW or make a large syringe and stab yourself in the heart to remove the fluid

broken heart syndrome

Doctor Word Game