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Re: Doctor Word Game

Postby WeatherWoman » Jun 16th, 2011, 11:24 am

Go bear hunting and then cook up a bear roast over car fire. feed riots maybe their blood sugar is low.

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Re: Doctor Word Game

Postby Frisk » Jun 16th, 2011, 11:27 am

Divorce

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Re: Doctor Word Game

Postby mee-mo87 » Jun 16th, 2011, 11:56 am

Press against both walls and climb out.

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Re: Doctor Word Game

Postby Roadster » Jun 16th, 2011, 12:02 pm

Eat since it is called a pie, add whipping cream first


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Re: Doctor Word Game

Postby WeatherWoman » Jun 16th, 2011, 12:11 pm

Cut off tip of toe and sew on to tip of nose


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Re: Doctor Word Game

Postby Lady tehMa » Jun 16th, 2011, 12:20 pm

block the other nostril and blow, hard.

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Re: Doctor Word Game

Postby Roadster » Jun 16th, 2011, 12:55 pm

Look through other eye

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Re: Doctor Word Game

Postby Lady tehMa » Jun 16th, 2011, 1:22 pm

drink water and take aspirin for hangover, look in mirror and accept you were a complete knob for behaving that way.

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Re: Doctor Word Game

Postby mee-mo87 » Jun 16th, 2011, 2:14 pm

splint to body, wrap with McGyver tape.

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Re: Doctor Word Game

Postby xjeepguy » Jun 16th, 2011, 2:19 pm

Hold back the protrusion and seek med attn.


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Re: Doctor Word Game

Postby Queen K » Jun 16th, 2011, 2:54 pm

Attack back, no holds barred.

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Re: Doctor Word Game

Postby xjeepguy » Jun 16th, 2011, 2:55 pm

Buy a Harmony remote and toss the 8 on the top shelf.




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Re: Doctor Word Game

Postby WeatherWoman » Jun 16th, 2011, 3:13 pm

Plug nostrils with super tampons and go to the doctor


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Re: Doctor Word Game

Postby Lady tehMa » Jun 16th, 2011, 3:53 pm

exacto knife and tweezers

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Re: Doctor Word Game

Postby mee-mo87 » Jun 16th, 2011, 4:31 pm

Leave it there.

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