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Re: Doctor Word Game

Postby Frisk » Jun 16th, 2011, 4:47 pm

Create bandage with soc, grows taller so it won't happened again.

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Re: Doctor Word Game

Postby xjeepguy » Jun 16th, 2011, 4:50 pm

Use other lung


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Re: Doctor Word Game

Postby Frisk » Jun 16th, 2011, 4:55 pm

Saw off peice of skin and sew onto head.

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Re: Doctor Word Game

Postby WeatherWoman » Jun 16th, 2011, 5:50 pm

Cut off leg with chainsaw and cauterize....roll to lake and change your name to Bob


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Re: Doctor Word Game

Postby Roadster » Jun 16th, 2011, 6:03 pm

Stick a marshmellow there if wearing skimpy tee shirt, other wise leave it alone and dont do that again.

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I don’t like making plans for the day, because then the word “premeditated” gets thrown around in the courtroom





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Re: Doctor Word Game

Postby xjeepguy » Jun 16th, 2011, 7:06 pm

Roadster wrote:Stick a marshmellow there if wearing skimpy tee shirt, other wise leave it alone and dont do that again.

Half of ear missing, someone bit it off while acting like Tyson at a drunken party.


Find ear half , place on ice and head to ER.


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Re: Doctor Word Game

Postby WeatherWoman » Jun 16th, 2011, 7:08 pm

Hot tub at exjays and take more iron

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Re: Doctor Word Game

Postby xjeepguy » Jun 16th, 2011, 7:09 pm

WeatherWoman wrote:Hot tub at exjays and take more iron

Genitals stuck in zipper



Oh dear , UNzip carefully

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Re: Doctor Word Game

Postby Frisk » Jun 16th, 2011, 8:26 pm

Knife the raccoon and get a rabies shot.

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Re: Doctor Word Game

Postby WeatherWoman » Jun 16th, 2011, 8:32 pm

call the coroner to remove your dead body


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Re: Doctor Word Game

Postby Frisk » Jun 16th, 2011, 8:37 pm

Get genital surgury.

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Re: Doctor Word Game

Postby Roadster » Jun 16th, 2011, 9:20 pm

Bend over and kiss yer butt good bye then start praying just in case it might help


Stranded on an island with nothing, there is a tribe there and you are hiding from them fearing they are going to kill you.
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Re: Doctor Word Game

Postby Queen K » Jun 16th, 2011, 10:01 pm

Call Giligan and see what they did.

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Re: Doctor Word Game

Postby Roadster » Jun 16th, 2011, 11:37 pm

Do it in the kitchen for once


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Re: Doctor Word Game

Postby xjeepguy » Jun 17th, 2011, 6:44 am

Roadster wrote:Do it in the kitchen for once


Stubbed toe nail right back off the nail bed



Scream then apply clean white cloth .



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