Castanet

New game, folks.

Have you seen some of the posts recently (or even not so recently) and shaken your head? Wondered what Gramma Freddy would have said or done? Well, now you have your chance to speculate.

Here are the rules:
1) Some posts about something that would set Gramma Freddy off. You may quote, as long as you removing any identifying bits as to names, or topic (unless the topic is also something that would set her off, eg: UFC or Smoking Bans). The idea is not to humiliate the poster, but to remember Gramma Freddy at her finest, with indignation and ire.

2) The next person in the thread will give her response, or action. They are then responsible to give the next example.

NOTE: We currently have permission for this game, but we MUST
A) keep to the forum rules at ALL times. If you have doubts, review them.
B) Behave as if the mods are watching closely, because they probably will be (and may even join in!)
C) remember that this game is to be fun, a quiet way to vent about grammar and other issues dear to her
D) it is also to honour the memory of Gramma Freddy, so nothing disrespectful to her, please.

And remember - Gramma Freddy is watching!

I will start us off:

It's not my fault your afraid of people are smart, education, independent media, Syriains, brown people, spiders, NPD, sidewalks that can you gay, facts, truths (which is odd when you consider you handle), contrails, yogurt, yo-yos, odd religious grabs and the list goes on...

Take a look at that and tell me: "What would Gramma Freddy say?"

That cannot be for real?

It's a troll looking to *bleep* me off.

Are there cameras in here?

Yes, that's the scary part, Gramma Freddy is watching, I won't do this one.

C'mon peeps. She's prolly bored. Give her something to do.

Maybe try another example? I came up blank with that one myself.

Stop blaming smokers for their behavior! Smoking deprives the brain cells of oxygen, thus cognition is impaired.

How bout this one?

Close - more like "Stop picking on smokers you self-righteous twits! I remember the good old days when you could smoke in your doctor's office, and he'd join you!"

So what do you think Gramma Freddy would have to say about the "Affluenza Teen"?

Shoot him!