This guy sure had a guardian angel!!!!!!!!

[Hockey #1]

> I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating
> for over a year, and so we
> decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...
> It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was
> twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and
> generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near
> me, and I always got more than a pleasant view
> of her private parts. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she
> was near anyone else.
> One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the
> wedding invitations.
> She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had
> feelings and desires for me
> that she couldn't overcome.
> She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got
> married and committed my
> life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
> She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
> fling, just come up
> and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the
> stairs.
> When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down
> the stairs at me.
> I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the
> front door.
> I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
> Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
> With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, "We
> are very happy that you have
> passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter.
> Welcome to the family."
>
> And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car