USA a gas??

[Hockey #1]

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway.
Nothing is moving. Suddenly a man knocks on the
window.

The driver rolls down his window and asks,
"What happened?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped George Bush, Dick Cheney,
Donald Rumsfeld, and Karl Rove. They are asking for a
$10 million ransom. Otherwise they are going to douse
them with gasoline and set them on fire.

We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."

The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"

"About a gallon."

[serf]

That's funny