Hockey joke

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Mrs. Dubois was a school teacher and a die hard Canadiens fan. One day she asked her class who was a Habs fan. Everyone raised their hands but little Johnny. The teacher asked Johnny if he wasn't a habs fan then who did he cheer for? "The Leafs" said Johnny. "Why the Leafs?" inquired Mrs. Dubois. "Well, my moms a leaf fan and my dads a leaf fan, so I'm a leaf fan." Mrs. Dubois then asks him "if your mom's a moron and your dad's an idiot then what would you be?"

"A habs fan" says Johnny