IT'S GREAT TO BE A MAN, BECAUSE...

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1. Your *bleep* is never a factor in a job interview.
2. Your orgasms are real. Always.
3. Your last name stays put.
4. Giving blood on a regular basis is an option.
5. The garage is all yours.
6. Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow.
7. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
8. You don't have to curl up next to a hairy *bleep* every night.
9. Chocolate is just another snack.
10. If you get too drunk and something happens with a gal, you probably remember and you probably liked it.
11. You can be president.
12. You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
13. Foreplay is optional.
14. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
15. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
16. You don't give a rat's *bleep* if someone notices your new haircut.
17. You never have to enjoy the full pain of childbirth, only the silent effects.
18. The world is your urinal.
19. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
20. You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
21. Same work... more pay.
22. Wrinkles add character.
23. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
24. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
25. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
26. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
27. Princess Di's death was just another obituary.
28. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
29. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
30. Porn movies are designed with you in mind.
31. Not liking a person does not preclude having great sex with them.
32. Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"
33. And best of all....One mood, all the time.