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Glacier
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"Have you read any bad books lately?"

"The SNORE game"

"What made you cry today?"

"Don't touch my junk food!"

"You know you're not really from Kelowna when... "

"B.C. Hydro bills could rise dully "

"Unimportant questions to remember to ask...."

"What's not for dinner tonight?"

" Another day, another good police headline - positive stories"
"No one has the right to apologize for something they did not do, and no one has the right to accept an apology if the wrong was not done to them."
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"Petty Crime has been banished."
As WW3 develops, no one is going to be dissing the "preppers." What have you done?
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"Failed Thread Topics"








:)
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Tacklewasher wrote:"Failed Thread Topics"

:)


:coffeecanuck:
My Wife asked me if I knew what her favorite flower was?
Apparently "Robin Hood All Purpose" was the wrong answer!
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- Christian/Muslim get together, bring your favorite book.
- What I love about City Hall
- Thanks to our government for [ example ]
- Saving money by watching less TV, smoking less, and not eating out, your experience.
- Tacos. The ultimate way to seduce women.
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"help me find my stolen tools"
Some people develop a wishbone where their backbone should be.
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strwbrrydvl wrote:"help me find my stolen tools"


Whatever happened to that one, by the way?
Sarcasm is like a good game of chess. Most people don't know how to play chess.
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One of those ones that was so moronic it went *poof*!
Some people develop a wishbone where their backbone should be.
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You've just gotta get the first word in, don't you?
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"Why getting the last work in doesn't matter"

"Thank you, Mayor Shepherd, for all you do!"

"Why I love Glacier"
"No one has the right to apologize for something they did not do, and no one has the right to accept an apology if the wrong was not done to them."
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:coffeecanuck: If you start that one B_A you'll definitely win!
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Glacier wrote:"Thank you, Mayor Shepherd, for all you do!"


Mine was funny, but yours is much, much better.

:hailjo:
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"What would Captain Awesome do if Twinkies and Pretzels were outlawed."

"Who care's about weather anyway?"
As WW3 develops, no one is going to be dissing the "preppers." What have you done?
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"Why Hockey doesn't matter."
As WW3 develops, no one is going to be dissing the "preppers." What have you done?
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"I love my job!"
Sarcasm is like a good game of chess. Most people don't know how to play chess.
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