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Wedding Anniversary
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Wedding Anniversary
Bob was in trouble.
He forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife was really angry.
She told him "tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds flat and IT BETTER BE THERE!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work.
When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a medium sized box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
He forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife was really angry.
She told him "tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds flat and IT BETTER BE THERE!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work.
When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a medium sized box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
Dance as if no one's watching, sing as if no one's listening, and live everyday as if it were your last.
Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.