Dentist Visit

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A elderly man suffering from toothache finally went to the dentist to have his tooth extracted.

The dentist insisted on giving the man a shot of anaesthetic, but when he pulled out a large syringe the man freaked out
“No way, no needles! I hate needles!” he exclaimed.

So the dentist started to hook up the nitrous oxide tank, the man says, “I can’t do the gas thing either. Just the thought of having a mask on my face suffocates me!”

The dentist then asked “how are you with taking pills?

“I’m fine with pills” he says. So the female dentist gave him two little blue pills and he swallows them.

“What were they” he asks?

“Viagra”, she replies without a flinch.

“You’re telling me that viagra works as painkiller” he exclaimed. “Well I’ll be damned”.

Looking bemused the lady said “it doesn’t, it’ll just give you something to hold on to when I pull out your tooth.”