Lee Trevino grass cutting

[mrwoz]

One day Lee Trevino (Pro Golfer) was at home in Texas cutting his grass with the lawn mower in his front yard. Dressed in grubby clothes and ball cap he looked like a typical Mexican laborer. While he was cutting his grass, a well to do woman stopped to speak with him. "Tell me she asked how much do you charge for cutting the grass?" She failed to recognize him
despite his pro golf fame. Lee was quick to reply, "Well the lady in this house lets me sleep with her". The woman drove away in total disgust.