Boasting

[Rosemary1]

Three New York surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.
One of them said, 'I'm the best surgeon in the state. In my favourite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident; I re-attached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England.'

The second surgeon said, 'That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident; I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a Gold Medal in track and field events in the Olympics.'

The third surgeon said, 'You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a man was high on cocaine and marijuana and he rode a horse head-on into a train, travelling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the man's blonde hair and the horse's *bleep*. I was able to put them together and today, he's running for president of the USA!'