Daddy, how was I born?

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Daddy, how was I born?

Postby oneh2obabe » Sep 23rd, 2016, 9:36 pm

Well, son, Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.

Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe .

We sneaked into a secluded room, and Googled each other.

There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall.

And since it was too late to hit the delete button.

Nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: "You got Mail".
Dance as if no one's watching, sing as if no one's listening, and live everyday as if it were your last.

Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.

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