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The Mexican Maid

Postby flamingfingers » Oct 1st, 2016, 4:28 pm

The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this, and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked: "Now Rosita, why do you want a pay increase?"

Rosita: "Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze. The first is that I iron better than you."

Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"

Rosita: "Jor huzban he say so."

Wife: "Oh yeah?"

Rosita: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you."

Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"

Rosita: "Jor hozban did."

Wife, increasingly agitated: "Oh he did, did he?"

Rosita: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed."


Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth.


Wife: "And did my husband say that as well?"


Rosita: "No Señora....the gardener did."

Wife: "So, how much do you think would be fair
Why do people who fancy themselves "fiscal conservatives" not scream at hidden debt accumulated in the past dozen years? Or, do they only object to spending on social programs?

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