If My Body Was a Car!

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If My Body Was a Car!

Postby Ka-El » Nov 29th, 2016, 3:57 pm

If my body was a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model.

I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull...

But that's not the worst of it.

My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close

My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.

My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.

It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

But here's the worst of it,

Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter,

either my radiator leaks or My Exhaust Backfires!
If only there were a national test for stupidity.

"How much ammo do yall have. I figure i probs got at least 10k rounds of various calibre .
Gonna stock up again this spring. Try to have 25000 rds. Yup, feeling manly now."

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Re: If My Body Was a Car!

Postby w84u2 » Nov 29th, 2016, 4:09 pm

That is funny but, I can see why your wife has posted a classified ad under the push, pull, or drag section.
Computers allow people to make more mistakes in less time than anything since the invention of tequila and automatic weapons.
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Re: If My Body Was a Car!

Postby shordanna » Jan 28th, 2017, 12:06 am

now I know why I felt such a connection to my '97 Ford "Exploder"! :laugh:
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