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Postby dirtybiker » Dec 22nd, 2016, 1:15 pm

Woman; Do you drink beer?
Man; Yes.
Woman; How many beers a day?
Man; Usually about three.
Woman; How much do you pay per beer?
Man; $5,00 which includes a tip.
Woman; And how long have you been drinking?
Man; About 20 years, I suppose.
Woman; So $15.00 a day is $450.00 a month and $5400.00 a year?
Man; Correct.
Woman; $5400.00 a year over 20 years is $108,000.00 correct?
Man; Correct.
Woman; If you didn't drink you could have bought an airplane.
Man; Do you drink beer?
Woman; No.
Man; Where's your airplane?
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Re: Male Logic

Postby Queen K » Dec 22nd, 2016, 1:17 pm

In her shoe closet.
Could it be that a whole life can shift the day one starts telling the truth about what makes one happy?

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Re: Male Logic

Postby dirtybiker » Dec 22nd, 2016, 2:04 pm

Queen K wrote:In her shoe closet.


Perfect. :up:
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Re: Male Logic

Postby Bsuds » Dec 22nd, 2016, 8:33 pm

Those would be PF Flyers?
How to get rid of your junk during the holidays.
Put it all in Amazon boxes and leave it on your front porch.
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Re: Male Logic

Postby perspicacious » Dec 30th, 2016, 10:11 pm

I read the subject headline... Didn't realize those two words went together!?
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