Starving UBCO student

Share your jokes, cartoons, funny stories.

Starving UBCO student

Postby khutchi » Mar 27th, 2017, 11:21 pm

A Starving UBCO student who is in need of money starts knocking on doors in Black Mountain looking for odd jobs for extra $$. One man opens the door and the exchange goes....

Girl: "I'm looking for odd job work. Do you know of any?"
Man: "You can paint my porch for $100 if you want! Paint is out back"
Girl: "Great! I'll get started right away".

2 hours later the girl returns...

Girl: "All done!"
Man: "Wow that was fast! Here you go" (Hands her $100 bill)
Girl: "Thanks. But by the way..... i think that's a ferrari not a porsche :D "
"History is like a slingshot... the more you go back, the further you'll go."

2 people like this post.
User avatar
Posts: 155
Likes: 255 posts
Liked in: 115 posts
Joined: Sep 2nd, 2015, 3:36 pm
Location: Kelowna

Re: Starving UBCO student

Postby Alexa1994 » Jun 19th, 2017, 11:16 pm

:biggrin: Lol
Posts: 37
Likes: 1 post
Liked in: 6 posts
Joined: Mar 25th, 2017, 12:36 am

Return to Laugh-In

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: CommonCrawl [Bot] and 0 guests