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The Purina Diet

Postby Queen K » Feb 3rd, 2018, 8:16 am

Bsuds, are you still banned from Costco?

Could it be that a whole life can shift the day one starts telling the truth about what makes one happy?

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Re: The Purina Diet

Postby Bsuds » Feb 3rd, 2018, 8:34 am

Queen K wrote:Bsuds, are you still banned from Costco?

That's an old joke but I would love to do it sometime. Unfortunately Costco doesn't carry Foxy's food.
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Re: The Purina Diet

Postby cr125 » Mar 20th, 2018, 7:47 pm

A three legged dog walks into a bar, goes over to the bartender and says " I'm looking for the man that shot my Pa."

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Re: The Purina Diet

Postby LANDM » Mar 21st, 2018, 4:28 am

A termite walks into the bar and says "is the bar tender here?".

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