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Postby dirtybiker » Mar 7th, 2018, 11:28 am

Dear db;
The other day, I left for work, leaving my husband watching TV.
My car stalled, a couple K from home so I walked back where I found
him in bed with the neighbours daughter ! We are both 34, married 10 years,
she is 19.
When confronted, he admitted they had been having an affair for 6 months.
He won't go to counceling and I am afraid and a wreck and need advice urgently.
Sincerely, Shiela.

Dear Shiela;
A car stalling can be caused by a variety of things. Check that there is no debris
in the fuel line. Then check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold
and all grounding wires. If you don't find anything it could be the fuel pump itself.

-db
"Don't 'p' down my neck then tell me it's raining!"

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Re: Advice

Postby Queen K » Mar 7th, 2018, 6:08 pm

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Re: Advice

Postby Catsumi » Mar 7th, 2018, 7:54 pm

dirtybiker wrote:Dear db;
The other day, I left for work, leaving my husband watching TV.
My car stalled, a couple K from home so I walked back where I found
him in bed with the neighbours daughter ! We are both 34, married 10 years,
she is 19.
When confronted, he admitted they had been having an affair for 6 months.
He won't go to counceling and I am afraid and a wreck and need advice urgently.
Sincerely, Shiela.

Dear Shiela;
A car stalling can be caused by a variety of things. Check that there is no debris
in the fuel line. Then check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold
and all grounding wires. If you don't find anything it could be the fuel pump itself.

-db



Timely, concise and useful advice. :biggrin:

Been hearing knocking sounds from engine and gears seem stiff. What advice?
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Re: Advice

Postby oldtrucker » Mar 11th, 2018, 1:23 am

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