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Mickey Mouse Comment Kills Trump
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Jim Dixon
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Mickey Mouse Comment Kills Trump
Donald Trump was leaving the White House as usual strutting toward his helicopter.
The Secret Service agents were there keeping an eye on the surroundings.
An agent spotted a gunman pop out from behind some bushes and the agent yelled "Mickey Mouse" at the top of his lungs. Trump turned to look, the gunman fired and Don took a bullet in the head.
Later during a review of the situation, the head agent asked of the other agent, "For God's sake man, why did you yell out Mickey Mouse"?
The young agent replied, "I just couldn't bring myself to yell, "Donald - - - duck!"
Note: No agents or US presidents were actually harmed in the telling of this joke.
The Secret Service agents were there keeping an eye on the surroundings.
An agent spotted a gunman pop out from behind some bushes and the agent yelled "Mickey Mouse" at the top of his lungs. Trump turned to look, the gunman fired and Don took a bullet in the head.
Later during a review of the situation, the head agent asked of the other agent, "For God's sake man, why did you yell out Mickey Mouse"?
The young agent replied, "I just couldn't bring myself to yell, "Donald - - - duck!"
Note: No agents or US presidents were actually harmed in the telling of this joke.
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alanjh595
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Re: Mickey Mouse Comment Kills Trump
Note: No agents or US presidents were actually harmed in the telling of this joke.
That was the most humorous part of the story. Good job Jim Dixon.
Bring back the LIKE button.