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Re: Fixer's Mine

Postby WeatherWoman » Nov 6th, 2012, 9:15 am

mmmm Chocolate. Alice accepts the bribe and and opens her spell book. Out flies the white bird still seeking revenge and POOF. Alice's spell again was messed up and she turned Jo and Fixer back into humans but accidently switch them into the wrong bodies. No Fixer was Jo and Jo Fixer
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Re: Fixer's Mine

Postby I Think » Nov 7th, 2012, 12:53 pm

The shock of learning what sorts of things were important to the other model of humans was incredible, Fix was truly getting in touch with his feminin side, and Jo was stunned to discover what drove men crazy. They were unable to move, so the little white bird .........
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Re: Fixer's Mine

Postby SmokeOnTheWater » Nov 8th, 2012, 3:15 pm

... little white bird decided that he liked it that way and he was to become the big boss so ...
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Re: Fixer's Mine

Postby zookeeper » Nov 8th, 2012, 4:54 pm

so upon hearing this Alice knew she had to get her spells right! She hopped on her broom and off she went to look for....
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Re: Fixer's Mine

Postby I Think » Nov 8th, 2012, 7:19 pm

GF who............
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Re: Fixer's Mine

Postby WeatherWoman » Nov 8th, 2012, 7:36 pm

had one of the ingredients for the fix it spell. Alice knew the list was long but it wasn't all evil and knew she needed to correct this.

Alice's list:

Tail hair of the dog
3 whiskers of cat
A shoe of a keeper
smoke from the water
A grey hair from a senior (preferably a male)
A snake skin shoe
finger nail of a french speaking dude
tire nut off of a jeep
rims off of a roadster
A pint of fresh brewed beer
A bowl of bean soup from a gramma
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Re: Fixer's Mine

Postby grammafreddy » Nov 8th, 2012, 8:50 pm

LOL - imagine everyone's dismay when they discover there is no more bean soup! Gramma gave it to her daughter's family for their supper tonight.


hmmm ... but they are late eaters and probably haven't started eating yet ... so she sends the white bird over to Daughter's house to ....
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Re: Fixer's Mine

Postby Fixer 166 » Nov 13th, 2012, 9:32 pm

Wohoha, it's not just the seasons that are changing around here.
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Re: Fixer's Mine

Postby SmokeOnTheWater » Nov 14th, 2012, 3:31 pm

... Something's up all right. Fixer is a woman and Jo is a man. The little white bird will take over. He will become " Fixer the boss ". He will be the lord of the little people, the little workers, slaves really, and the jack asses. No one, not even Alice can stop him. Fixer decided to ....
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Re: Fixer's Mine

Postby zookeeper » Nov 14th, 2012, 4:07 pm

take the day off from all the drama and indulge in a manicure, pedicure and facial. After a day of total pampering, Fixer....
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Re: Fixer's Mine

Postby I Think » Nov 14th, 2012, 9:01 pm

We're lost but we're making good time.
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Re: Fixer's Mine

Postby motorhomebabe » Nov 14th, 2012, 9:28 pm

Headed back to the mine to find Jo and Alice and try to get this messy situation cleared up, as he was starting to really miss those male hormones. In the meantime?
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Re: Fixer's Mine

Postby WeatherWoman » Nov 14th, 2012, 10:08 pm

the Queen was sipping tea and eatting crumpets by the cozy fire when there was a knock at the door...

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
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Re: Fixer's Mine

Postby Roadster » Nov 14th, 2012, 10:41 pm

Who's there?
I don’t like making plans for the day, because then the word “premeditated” gets thrown around in the courtroom



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Re: Fixer's Mine

Postby zookeeper » Nov 15th, 2012, 7:56 pm

"it's me" said the quiet voice....
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