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Re: The Castanet Gab-O-Rama

Postby Nibs » Dec 12th, 2012, 12:37 pm

Bsuds wrote:I don't call 20 trips a day to the bathroom travel!


Sudsie - we are all so sorry to learn about your condition, I hope someone can recommend a good doctor for you.


PS. Had shrimp yesterday that was so spicy it is gonna burn my proctologists fingers.
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Re: The Castanet Gab-O-Rama

Postby Roadster » Dec 12th, 2012, 4:27 pm

Bsuds wrote:There seems to be some old fart in the mirror that I don't recognize, watching me every time I go.

Stick yer tongue out at him, if he does it back pound the livin crap out of him
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Re: The Castanet Gab-O-Rama

Postby Captain Awesome » Dec 16th, 2012, 12:39 am

Well then...Now I know whether or not hitting a patrolman with a snowball is considered to be an assault on police officer.





It's not.
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Re: The Castanet Gab-O-Rama

Postby AllthatFunk » Dec 16th, 2012, 12:42 am

Captain Awesome wrote:Well then...Now I know whether or not hitting a patrolman with a snowball is considered to be an assault on police officer.





It's not.



Hmmm...note to self; Make a huge pile of snowballs tomorrow.
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Re: The Castanet Gab-O-Rama

Postby Captain Awesome » Dec 16th, 2012, 12:46 am

AllthatFunk wrote:Hmmm...note to self; Make a huge pile of snowballs tomorrow.


Be prepared for a retaliation. I threw a couple into him, and he threw like five back. I think it's unfair. Police brutality at its finest.
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Re: The Castanet Gab-O-Rama

Postby AllthatFunk » Dec 16th, 2012, 1:09 am

Captain Awesome wrote:
Be prepared for a retaliation. I threw a couple into him, and he threw like five back. I think it's unfair. Police brutality at its finest.


Note to self: Practice Ninja snowball throwing before proceeding with plans. Also...bring back up.
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Re: The Castanet Gab-O-Rama

Postby Lady tehMa » Dec 18th, 2012, 8:01 am

was a passenger in a car last night, some moron threw a snowball at the windsheild and startled the driver. Why do people do that?
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Re: The Castanet Gab-O-Rama

Postby oneh2obabe » Dec 18th, 2012, 8:08 am

^^^Because they are idiots.
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Re: The Castanet Gab-O-Rama

Postby Lady tehMa » Dec 18th, 2012, 11:42 am

yeah, too true. Would be nice if there was some kind of instant karma on them though . . . actually, we could use that everywhere. Would cut down on a lot of sheer stupidity.
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Re: The Castanet Gab-O-Rama

Postby Nibs » Dec 19th, 2012, 2:15 pm

The shallow end of the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
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Re: The Castanet Gab-O-Rama

Postby grammafreddy » Dec 19th, 2012, 4:01 pm

Or a block of cement.
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Re: The Castanet Gab-O-Rama

Postby Captain Awesome » Dec 19th, 2012, 4:35 pm

This one winter, as kids, we kept making a snowman but some jerk would run it over with his car.

So, one day we've built a snowman around a hydrant.

Boy, was he upset.
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Re: The Castanet Gab-O-Rama

Postby grammafreddy » Dec 19th, 2012, 8:46 pm

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Re: The Castanet Gab-O-Rama

Postby motorhomebabe » Dec 19th, 2012, 9:25 pm

I actually did that as a kid, stood up on a bank and threw snowballs at cars windsheilds. Went home for lunch and was overheard by the parents making plans to meet for another session.Got my butt tanned pretty good. That was back in the day when parents had control.
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Re: The Castanet Gab-O-Rama

Postby Nibs » Dec 19th, 2012, 10:18 pm

Captain Awesome wrote:one day we've built a snowman around a hydrant.


Reminded of when I had a 2 seater Morgan, (many many years ago), used to go round Stanley park looking for a contest. came up behind a group of sports cars all lined up behind a big buick & when he got to the tea house he floored it, it went sideways and wound up on top of the fire hydrant there. Picture six teen guys bailing out of the car in a fountain, and six sports cars shifting down and leaving. Daddy musta been thrilled.
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