Pet Peeves
- WeatherWoman
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Re: Pet Peeves
This early spring is also leaving much to be desired.
- perspicacious
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Re: Pet Peeves
The weather today.... calgon! Take me away
Sell your cleverness and buy bewilderment.
- Queen K
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Re: Pet Peeves
Pet peeve today: Scotty hasn't gotten his a$$ in gear and beamed me up yet.
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As WW3 develops, no one is going to be dissing the "preppers." What have you done?
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Re: Pet Peeves
Queen K wrote:Pet peeve today: Scotty hasn't gotten is a$$ in gear and beamed me up yet.
Didn't you hear? There is an intergalactic shortage of dilithium crystals. I'm sorry, the "beaming up" system is busy right now, please try again later.
Computers allow people to make more mistakes in less time than anything since the invention of tequila and automatic weapons.
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Incompetent people complicating my offspring's life.
"without knowledge, he multiplies mere words."
Insanity is hereditary, you get it from your kids.
Insanity is hereditary, you get it from your kids.
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Re: Pet Peeves
Queen K wrote:Pet peeve today: Scotty hasn't gotten his a$$ in gear and beamed me up yet.
The Transporter has a crazy filter on it which is why no Castanutters can get beamed up!
I got Married because I was sick and tired of finishing my own sentences.
That's worked out great for me!
That's worked out great for me!
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Bsuds wrote:Queen K wrote:Pet peeve today: Scotty hasn't gotten his a$$ in gear and beamed me up yet.
The Transporter has a crazy filter on it which is why no Castanutters can get beamed up!
Is that the "Less than Intelligent Life form" filter? Or is that the "Obnoxious Omnipotent Life form" filter?
I will leave it up to you to figure out the acronyms for those.
Computers allow people to make more mistakes in less time than anything since the invention of tequila and automatic weapons.
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It's multidenominational.
I got Married because I was sick and tired of finishing my own sentences.
That's worked out great for me!
That's worked out great for me!
- Bsuds
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My pet peeve is TV News that show the same thing over and over!
I got Married because I was sick and tired of finishing my own sentences.
That's worked out great for me!
That's worked out great for me!
- w84u2
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Bsuds wrote:It's multidenominational.
Computers allow people to make more mistakes in less time than anything since the invention of tequila and automatic weapons.
- dirtybiker
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Re: Pet Peeves
Traffic Lights.
That won't activate for a green until you are stopped at the line.
How is one supposed to maintain weight in motion ?
Scanning several blocks ahead to see traffic flow patterns at the next lights,
adjust speed to coincide with said patterns and on approach to what should be a green
light, and voila ! Since no one was sitting there waiting on the green, it does not appear,
but instead goes elsewhere, bringing rolling weight to a dead stop.
Not my idea of efficiency.
That won't activate for a green until you are stopped at the line.
How is one supposed to maintain weight in motion ?
Scanning several blocks ahead to see traffic flow patterns at the next lights,
adjust speed to coincide with said patterns and on approach to what should be a green
light, and voila ! Since no one was sitting there waiting on the green, it does not appear,
but instead goes elsewhere, bringing rolling weight to a dead stop.
Not my idea of efficiency.
"Don't 'p' down my neck then tell me it's raining!"
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Magazines in auto repair shops waiting rooms.
They're either very specialized "Birds of the former Upper Volta" or they're so out-dated with articles like "Obama's First Year!"
They're either very specialized "Birds of the former Upper Volta" or they're so out-dated with articles like "Obama's First Year!"
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As WW3 develops, no one is going to be dissing the "preppers." What have you done?
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Queen K wrote:Magazines in auto repair shops waiting rooms.
Their either very specialized "Birds of the former Upper Volta" or they're so out-dated with articles like "Obama's First Year!"
Having to sit in an auto repair shop waiting for the damages to your wallet :(
I haven't failed until I quit.