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Re: Important questions to remember to ask....

Postby I Think » Oct 16th, 2014, 6:50 pm

Someone stole my nude selfies & leaked them all over the internet.
I cannot find anyone to sue.
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Re: Important questions to remember to ask

Postby Glacier » Oct 14th, 2015, 7:35 am

Here's an important question. How come my blog post has been viewed all of 30 times, but shared 75 times on Facebook? Do people share stuff on Facebook without reading it?

Well, okay, I do sometimes, and then my wife phones me, and says, "you do realize that that article you shared was actually condoning rape, right?" And I'm like, "What? I thought it was about the Blue Jays. That's the last time I'm sharing an article before actually reading it first." Then a few months later it's déjà vu all over again. It's good to know I'm not the only one who, when seeing an article titled, "here are some pictures of the most prolific Castanet posters naked," simply shares without viewing first, only to discover three days later that it was an article about how people who share articles by the title alone are idiots.

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Re: Important questions to remember to ask....

Postby Queen K » Oct 14th, 2015, 9:51 am

I Think wrote:Someone stole my nude selfies & leaked them all over the internet.
I cannot find anyone to sue.


That's a weak rant, not a question. Why are you contributing to the slaughter of the English language?

NOW that's a question to ask in Heaven.

"Will the English language survive or will it die out like a tribal language in Upper Paupa New Guinea?"
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Re: Important questions to remember to ask....

Postby Glacier » Oct 14th, 2015, 9:55 am

Queen K wrote:"Will the English language survive or will it die out like a tribal language in Upper Paupa New Guinea?"

There's a fascinating book written by a Canadian missionary about contacting a remote cannibal tribe in Papua New Guinea. In the book (Peace Child), the author makes the interesting observation that their language was one of the most sophisticated in the world.
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Re: Important questions to remember to ask

Postby Logitack » Oct 14th, 2015, 9:58 am

why are people still voting for harper's cons?
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Re: Important questions to remember to ask

Postby kgcayenne » Oct 14th, 2015, 10:01 am

Critical thinking is not their strength.
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Re: Important questions to remember to ask

Postby Queen K » Oct 14th, 2015, 10:11 am

Logitack wrote:why are people still voting for harper's cons?


NO! It's "Why are people still voting for Harper's cons?"

Logi, don't make me vomit.
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Re: Important questions to remember to ask

Postby Queen K » Oct 21st, 2015, 1:22 pm

An important question to remember to ask may be "are people in our lives for a reason for sure or is all just random?"
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Re: Important questions to remember to ask

Postby kgcayenne » Oct 21st, 2015, 1:50 pm

Random precision.
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Re: Important questions to remember to ask

Postby OREZ » Oct 21st, 2015, 2:07 pm

^^^ Shine on you crazy diamond.^^^
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Re: Important questions to remember to ask

Postby ifwisheswerehorses » Oct 22nd, 2015, 8:24 am

kgcayenne wrote:Random precision.


Which can only be achieved in the Near Distant Future.
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Re: Important questions to remember to ask

Postby I Think » Oct 29th, 2015, 5:04 pm

As opposed to random precession.
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Re: Important questions to remember to ask

Postby kgcayenne » Oct 29th, 2015, 5:40 pm

Damn. You broke it.
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Re: Important questions to remember to ask

Postby Queen K » Oct 30th, 2015, 5:45 pm

So I'm out in the garden today wondering something strange, "ya know all those tv series? The ones where you see all these different characters in the opening schitck and when you watch the show, there are certain characters who are not in the actual show? What happened to those characters? Quietly dropped? Written out? Died somehow? Where do all those characters go?"

Seriously, is their contract written in such a way that the show writers can write them out?
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Re: Important questions to remember to ask

Postby sobrohusfat » Apr 7th, 2016, 8:47 pm

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