What Made You Smile Today?

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Re: What Made You Smile Today?

Postby Bsuds » Nov 26th, 2017, 7:17 am

I'll never eat eggs again! :200:
Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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Re: What Made You Smile Today?

Postby d0nb » Dec 1st, 2017, 3:18 pm

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You are all cordially invited to witness the appalling spectacle of the self-immolation of Democratic Party. Come as you imagine yourself to be.

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Re: What Made You Smile Today?

Postby sobrohusfat » Dec 2nd, 2017, 7:39 pm

the wrist shot at the end...

"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." - Mark Twain

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Re: What Made You Smile Today?

Postby Lady tehMa » Dec 2nd, 2017, 11:03 pm

Craft fairs with friends - including the downtown light up today. :130:

Getting presents cheap for hard-to-buy-for folks, for finding some unusual things - tasting some wonderful stuff and buying even more.
PLEASE use spellcheck. If that is too hard, consider installing the Grammarly (free!) app that will not only spellcheck for you (AND offer corrections!) but also make sure that your sentences are grammatically correct.

You're welcome.

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Re: What Made You Smile Today?

Postby sobrohusfat » Dec 9th, 2017, 1:15 pm

Daughters' boyfriend walks in the kitchen and asks Grandma:
"L---'s mom said there was a new batch of peanut-butter cookies...?"

Grandma:
"L---'s dad ate them all"


:smt045 - That's right kid - hands off my cookies!





(...i don't feel so good)
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Re: What Made You Smile Today?

Postby dirtybiker » Dec 11th, 2017, 2:49 pm

NormaM and her Monty Python skit in "Mellenials Don't Donate Thread."

Laughed out loud.

Thank you..
"Don't 'p' down my neck then tell me it's raining!"

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Re: What Made You Smile Today?

Postby Bsuds » Dec 11th, 2017, 5:46 pm

Sold a mattress that have had for sale since Oct.
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Re: What Made You Smile Today?

Postby dirtybiker » Dec 11th, 2017, 6:09 pm

People buy used mattresses ? :runforlife:
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Re: What Made You Smile Today?

Postby normaM » Dec 12th, 2017, 7:36 am

My friend's lil girl second visit with Santa. Last year, not a year old, huge smile. This year - same expression I get when someone stands too close to me in a line up. Man even Santa looks scared!
Chubby thing dressed so cute with a scowl that could crack ice
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Re: What Made You Smile Today?

Postby cubafreak » Dec 12th, 2017, 2:39 pm

After several years of dealing with sickness in my family and losing my husband and my brother last year I was dreading the Christmas season. But, I have an amazing friend who said he will help me out to get a wheelchair ramp for my house so I can bring my Mom home for Christmas..well... THAT made me smile big today!!!! :biggrin:I now look forward to Christmas!!!!!!!

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Re: What Made You Smile Today?

Postby just popping in » Dec 12th, 2017, 2:46 pm

Thank you cubafreak.... that made me smile too! Enjoy a wonderful Christmas.

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Re: What Made You Smile Today?

Postby cubafreak » Dec 12th, 2017, 2:57 pm

and I wish you a wonderful Christmas too!

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Re: What Made You Smile Today?

Postby V-Rated » Dec 14th, 2017, 12:30 pm

The above posts of true compassion. *Huge smiles*
My smile is the Christmas lights around the neighborhoods.
I was in Ktown this past weekend and took a stroll through candy cane lane. Excellent effort put on by the houses! It is nice to see the neighbors get together and put this display on for all to enjoy as well as the food drive box on the corner!
*Happy dancing*
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~Each morning I wake, my feet touch the floor, Satan shudders and says, *bleep*! She's awake!~

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Re: What Made You Smile Today?

Postby Jflem1983 » Dec 15th, 2017, 5:49 pm

Bit of snow in the air :130:
Now they want to take our guns away . That would be just fine. Take em away from the criminals first . Ill gladly give u mine. "Charlie Daniels"

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Re: What Made You Smile Today?

Postby Queen K » Dec 15th, 2017, 6:03 pm

Wait, where? It's snowing now?

And my smile of the day came from a Santa Helper, Lady tehMah :D

Thank you so much, it all looks delicious and I love the card! :smt111
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