Let's French!
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Re: Let's French!
Fraude sur votre carte de crédit? Pas de problème! LOL
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Re: Let's French!
But we just met!
...I mean,
J'neh say quoix, parlez vous englies nes pas francais adu 7% en francais classeh, bother neh pas le ruh oh!
...I mean,
J'neh say quoix, parlez vous englies nes pas francais adu 7% en francais classeh, bother neh pas le ruh oh!
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MCB wrote:But we just met!
...I mean,
J'neh say quoix, parlez vous englies nes pas francais adu 7% en francais classeh, bother neh pas le ruh oh!
J'ne sais quoi, parlez-vous anglais, pas français à du 7% en classe de français ******.
Sorry can't understand the end of it
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Re: Let's French!
Noms de famille francophones:
Plusieurs noms de famille francophones représentent ce que nos premiers ancêtres exerçaient comme métier, où encore, illustrent un lieu où ils vivaient. Exemple:
Dupont (Of the bridge)
Lavallée (Of the valley)
Charpentier (Wood worker)
Connaissez-vous des exemples vous aussi?
Plusieurs noms de famille francophones représentent ce que nos premiers ancêtres exerçaient comme métier, où encore, illustrent un lieu où ils vivaient. Exemple:
Dupont (Of the bridge)
Lavallée (Of the valley)
Charpentier (Wood worker)
Connaissez-vous des exemples vous aussi?
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Re: Let's French!
Deforges - of the smith (blacksmith)
The adventure continues...
No good story ever started with; "So i stayed home."
No good story ever started with; "So i stayed home."
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Interrogatoire policier et chirurgie plastique: lol
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Re: Let's French!
French Castanu, what does your location mean?
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Royaume Indépendant du Québec Souverain.
Independent kingdom of sovereign Quebekestan
but, uh...did you mean to call him French Castanude?
Independent kingdom of sovereign Quebekestan
but, uh...did you mean to call him French Castanude?
The adventure continues...
No good story ever started with; "So i stayed home."
No good story ever started with; "So i stayed home."
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sobrohusfat wrote:but, uh...did you mean to call him French Castanude?
Shhhhut.. don't tell her what happens in the privacy of my home.
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Re: Let's French!
C'est une blonde qui a accouché de 2 beaux bébés, des jumeaux, cependant, elle pleure à n'en plus finir !
L'infirmière lui dit alors :
- Mais voyons madame ! Pourquoi pleurez-vous ? Vous êtes maintenant mère de 2 beaux bébés, en bonne santé !
- Je sais, répond la blonde, mais je ne sais pas qui est le père du deuxième !
L'infirmière lui dit alors :
- Mais voyons madame ! Pourquoi pleurez-vous ? Vous êtes maintenant mère de 2 beaux bébés, en bonne santé !
- Je sais, répond la blonde, mais je ne sais pas qui est le père du deuxième !
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Re: Let's French!
On dit que la langue française est compliquée, mais que dire de l'Anglais !
Français: de 1H58 à 2H02 : de une heure cinquante-huit à deux heures deux.
Anglais: from two to two to two two
Français : Trois sorcières regardent trois montres Swatch. Quelle sorcière regarde quelle montre Swatch ?
Anglais: Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watch which Swatch watch ?
Et maintenant pour les spécialistes...
Français: Trois sorcières suédoises et transsexuelles regardent les boutons de trois montres Swatch suisses. Quelle sorcière suédoise transsexuelle regarde quel bouton de quelle montre Swatch suisse ?
Anglais: (accrochez-vous): Three Swedish switched witches watch three Swiss Swatch watch switches. Which Swedish switched witch watch which Swiss Swatch watch switch ?
Français: de 1H58 à 2H02 : de une heure cinquante-huit à deux heures deux.
Anglais: from two to two to two two
Français : Trois sorcières regardent trois montres Swatch. Quelle sorcière regarde quelle montre Swatch ?
Anglais: Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watch which Swatch watch ?
Et maintenant pour les spécialistes...
Français: Trois sorcières suédoises et transsexuelles regardent les boutons de trois montres Swatch suisses. Quelle sorcière suédoise transsexuelle regarde quel bouton de quelle montre Swatch suisse ?
Anglais: (accrochez-vous): Three Swedish switched witches watch three Swiss Swatch watch switches. Which Swedish switched witch watch which Swiss Swatch watch switch ?
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Re: Let's French!
lolllll thanks for sharing smokeonthewater.
An easy one:
French: Mallermallermalette
English: I'll put my letter in the mail.
An easy one:
French: Mallermallermalette
English: I'll put my letter in the mail.
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Re: Let's French!
French Castanut wrote:lolllll thanks for sharing smokeonthewater.
An easy one:
French: Mallermallermalette
English: I'll put my letter in the mail.
You mean "the cheques in the mail"
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That's worked out great for me!
That's worked out great for me!