Fixer's Mine

[Roadster]

And as strange as this is gonna sound it was the Zookeeper, with a couple of lions on leashes. "I need a place to put my lions, they are starving, we had a big fire at the zoo and had to evacuate the animals, there's more coming soon. Where could I put these animals that they would be safe?"
The Queen passed out cold, right at the door, dropping her crumpets to the ground with her,,,

[WeatherWoman]

and the tigers bounced.....on the crumpets and crumbles and knew Queen's castle was now home. Queen awoke to find animals coming through the castle doors two by two.

[grammafreddy]

... and four by four and eight by eight until ..............

[motorhomebabe]

She cried HALT! Go see Fixer. so all the animals?

[WeatherWoman]

Laughted in her face and made themselves at home. Queen decided she needs some help so she called....

[zookeeper]

oneh2obabe, knowing how she loved the cute animals, and she decided to use the Queen's castle and the mine as an animal type Hollywood north setting filming all the antics of every creature with ghost bands playing in the background. Then one day, after capturing the white bird and having the video go viral on you tube, the white bird had visions of fame and fortune in it's little head and decided....

[dirtybiker]

That spending too much time in tne mine was not good for the mind.
With all the visions and dilusions it was becoming quite clear that the air in the mine
was........

[WeatherWoman]

stale and dusty. Fixer needed some help to get his body back so he can spend less time playing with his new girl parts and more time on the mine. Alice turns out to be a terrible witch, but who else does he/she call on with magical powers to help?

[I Think]

Alice cons the little white bird into setting up a factory to make food like substances - y'know like twinkies - in Fixers mine so the two of them set off to

[zookeeper]

hitchhike in to the nearest city (the little white bird being afraid of brooms) when along comes motorhomebabe in a luxurious home on wheels. Alice and the white bird hop in and off they all go to....