Fixer's Mine
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... Fixer laughed at her Santa Claus' boxers and told her to take the jack *bleep* to the bar to pick up the others ...
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while Jo was at the bar she decided to have a drink but before you know it one drink turned into 5 and 5 into 10. She and the gang were so hammered they didn't notice that the leprachaun was sitting at the bar putting his drinks on her tab. After the evening of heaving drinking they all stammered out of the bar when Jo realized she was holding hands with the little fella known as Awesome. She grabbed on tight and made three wishes....
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She wished people on Castanet were actually her real family and she could beat them for real and poof, she had a baseball bat in her hands and several Castanutters right there
She wished she had a donkey rescue farm for all them *bleep* and poof there it was, right in front of her.
And last of all she wished she was away from all of this mine stuff and poof, she landed on a secluded island with about 25 natives staring at her in total confusion,,, they wanted to know what them spikey looking bootie things were on her feet.
Now what will she do? Was her cell phone charged up? Was her cell phone in range?
She wished she had a donkey rescue farm for all them *bleep* and poof there it was, right in front of her.
And last of all she wished she was away from all of this mine stuff and poof, she landed on a secluded island with about 25 natives staring at her in total confusion,,, they wanted to know what them spikey looking bootie things were on her feet.
Now what will she do? Was her cell phone charged up? Was her cell phone in range?
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... she took one of their primitive boat and decided to paddle east. She had nothing to lose. She was hoping to see a freighter or something and ...
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and sure enough, she did find something. However, it wasn't exactly the kind of "something" Jo had hoped to find. It was a ...
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Was donkey smuggling pirates! And she was supprised to see that NickD was the pirate leader. She could fiqure out what to do....does she wave them down or wait for another ship!
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She knows that sailors at sea have not seen a beautiful woman for months so she
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enticed them all to come work at Fixers Mine even though they were not citizens.
This started an uproar from...
This started an uproar from...
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... from Fixer's slaves ... I mean employees. Jo told Fixer that ...
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he must fired all his current workers and use her cheap hires. Fixer could hear the cries of Roadster, Bsuds and B'man from behind the closed door. It was going to break Fixer's heart to let go his best buds and mediorce employees.
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But ... AHA!!! He has a brilliant brain wave ... !!!
Instead of firing them, he promotes them to "supervisors" and puts them in charge of the sailors, who now ...
Instead of firing them, he promotes them to "supervisors" and puts them in charge of the sailors, who now ...
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...now decided to head to Hawaii instead and become " beach bums " and live the free life, so Jo had no choice but ...
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Call in Zookeeper and remind Zook of that special favour owed from that adventure ten years ago, and now Zook was supposed to rally the ergo Beach Bums into a gang dedicated to Jo and Fixer, almost noble in purpose and stature.
Zook screwed up her courage and
Zook screwed up her courage and
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and have a stiff drink at the bar before heading out to complete her task. But one drink turned turned into 5 and 5 into 10 and before she knew it she was pretty wasted. She noticed a very very short man at the bar. She slid into the seat next to the little fella and slurred out a questions that resembled "What's yer name?" The Little guy said AWESOME, CAPTAIN AWESOME. Both her and awesome walked out of the door hand in hand and in the hazy air she heard the whisper of a voice say "Make three wishes"...
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... before you die because that's my husband yer holding hands with!" Jo sobered up in a hurry and did some very fast thinking ...
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