Fixer's Mine

[I Think]

Jo reached into her pocket and pulled out the little white bird, Birdie flew off to Fixers mine with Jo riding on a seat strapped to Birdies back.
The jackasses were still around so they gathered around jo and.............

[SmokeOnTheWater]

... and asked " Where is no good Fixer ? Leaving us here with no food or drink. We are not horses, we are jack *bleep* for heaven's sake. How can he treat us like this ? " So Jo ....

[dirtybiker]

Busted out her stash of chocolate and rationed a small amount out to
the imported jack-ass labour pool of the mine.

A short time later Fixer.......

[grammafreddy]

turned up with buckets and buckets of water for the jackasses. He had to travel a long way to get it and hauled it back to the mine along with a truckload of hay. Problem was, he had no money to pay for it all so snapping at his *bleep* was a ....

[zookeeper]

very angry zookeeper. Not that he'd stolen the hay but that he didn't think to ask, that maybe zook would share knowing the jack *bleep* hadn't eaten in months! Knowing now that the animals were regaining their strength from eating the high quality hay, zook knew exactly the punishment that should be doled out to the thieving miner....

[WeatherWoman]

So she called on the Witch Alice to put a spell on Fixer to teach him a lesson. Alice appeared in a POOF crushing the white bird in the process. Alice flipps open her spell book and ........

[grammafreddy]

a VERY angry and rather bent-feathered white bird decides to teach Alice a lesson for crushing it. The irate white bird ...

[WeatherWoman]

While Alice chanted the spell to punish Fixer, the little white bird swooped down attacking Alice. the distraction resulted in a error in the spell and POOF. Jo found herself turned into a donkey and Fixer turned into a....

[I Think]

A burro, who visited Nibs in San Carlos Mexico (85 deg F, hehehe) for just 5 minutes before he was returned to ........

[SmokeOnTheWater]

... to the darkness of the mine and work along with all the jack *bleep* and ...

[zookeeper]

try to figure out by their personality traits which one of the jack *bleep* was actually Jo so she could be turned back in to herself.
It really was not an easy task (since donkeys look relatively alike), so he knew he needed help from the person who knew Jo best....

[grammafreddy]

... her Callebaut chocloate monger! Fixer enticed him to the mine to search for Jo by promising him ...

[Queen K]

an all-exclusive, 2 week vacation in Grand Forks, with a visit to Hard Rock Candy mountain and a tour of GF's gardens included.

That looked mighty enticing to the chocolate monger, who's real name happened to be

[zookeeper]

Troy! Well of course who would know Jo best, having all of her personal information on her resume and working with her for so long. Now he had to decide, find Jo amongst the jack *bleep* or leave her as a donkey forever and eat all the chocolate or...

[grammafreddy]

... or bribe Witch Alice with chocolate to get her to reverse the spell (leaving Jo with none ). He opts for ...