Fixer's Mine

[zookeeper]

grow and grow and grow until soon she was so tall the ceiling had holes in it, the renovations were ruined! Beside herself with grief, knowing she had to have the repairs done before the chemtrail planes flew overhead again, she frantically dialed....

[Queen K]

Bsuds, but all she got was "Your call is important to me, please leave a mess.." So instead she

[WeatherWoman]

Slammed down the phone and knew she needed to take care of the evil witch on her own but Queen was short on ideas so she asked...

[zookeeper]

grammafreddy for all the tarps from the house from hell. Knowing she was too old to be climbing on ladders (please note all the ladders were marked with "Property of Fixer's Mine"), the Queen was sure she could get help from....

[Fixer 166]

What the heck has been going on here? Am I right to say we haven't been making oil for a week and no one has even found our equipment yet. Well I hope you're all happy cause now we gotta trudge through a foot of snow to look. Shouldn't be to hard to find, we have the biggest trucks, conveyer belts and pumps in the world.
Did anyone look in the shop? Our crack mechanic Fritz was working on them.
Let's get a move on, we got a world to keep turning.
Roady, Bman and Sudsy head over to the truck shop to find...

[grammafreddy]

a screwdriver ... because ...

[WeatherWoman]

Thats the tool needed to fix the equipment however they were not aware that Alice the Witch stole ALL of the screwdrivers and melted them down to make a giant.......

[zookeeper]

donkey sculpture for the entrance of Jo's donkey sanctuary. Fixer, all on his own now, had to....

[Queen K]

knock on my door and ask for a screwdriver, I served him up a Vodka and orange but that wasn't what he meant, so he staggered over to

[dirtybiker]

to the empty lot across the street to lay in the tall weeds for a nap, but was
soon shaken awake by......

[WeatherWoman]

By a little leprechaun named Awesome. He was the captain of his tribe. Fixer knew if he caught the little fella he would be granted three wishes.

[Roadster]

But that little munchkin was quick like lightning,,, he ran in zig zags and circles and Fixer couldnt catch him on his own, he was getting dizzy, he needed help.

[SmokeOnTheWater]

... but Roady, Bman and Sudsy had stopped at the bar, not interested to work at the mine anymore so Fixer ...

[Queen K]

ran over to Smokey's place and explained the difference between a Phillips a Robertson and a mixed drink. Problem solved. But Smoke drank a screwdriver, gave Fix a Robertson, and in an alcoholic haze didn't notice Jo had arrived with a string of jackasses behind her to pick Fix up. Boy was Jo mad when

[WeatherWoman]

When Awesome the Leprechaun jumped out and then yanked down Jo's pants to her ankles.