Fixer's Mine
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Fixer's Mine
So our hero Fixer, took the weekend off to do some Ice fishing, he could not catch any ice which of course was not cool, due to local warming.
Monday when he went to work down in the mine, he discovered that someone had sold all the machinery and left some old mules, and carts. Fixer knew exactly what to do he.....................
Monday when he went to work down in the mine, he discovered that someone had sold all the machinery and left some old mules, and carts. Fixer knew exactly what to do he.....................
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Nibs wrote: Fixer knew exactly what to do he.....................
doesn't care because he got a promotion recently and now sits in the office most of the day
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Wearing his nice shoes and stylin sweater and sitting in his leather chair he knew what to do. Delegate.
He needed help and was on a mission looking for the best. He immediately called....
He needed help and was on a mission looking for the best. He immediately called....
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Fixer 166 wrote:He immediately called....
Xjeepguy , knowing that all his safety tickets ( all 20 ) are current and in good standing . Which is ultra important in Alta.
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Which is too bad cause he works in Sasaskabush....
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With XJ stuck on a rig in Saskabush that only left one person to call to head up this momentous job. Fixer picked up the phone and dialed. Hello.....
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Jo ...........
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jo answered with a brisk offer to don her donkey ridin clothes and............
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Nibs wrote:jo answered with a brisk offer to don her donkey ridin clothes and............
Demanded payment in chocolate which was ok since Fixer is cheap and he knew he could buy it in bulk from China,,,,,
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... and China in return, showing their appreciation, loaned 2 pandas to Fixer in attempt to make a deal to ship bitumen to their country and ...
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Fixer knew he could not just stay in the office in the middle of the greatest mine mystery in recorded history, he needed to find the miscreant that had swiped all the mine equipment and left behind a few jackasses................ he too put on his jackass wrangling clothes and ran into the mine behind Jo....................
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... only to discover that ...
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Fixer began screaming like a girl. Jo slapped him across the face and asked what his problem was? "Oh my word!", said Fixer, "It's...
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ferri wrote:Fixer began screaming like a girl. Jo slapped him across the face and asked what his problem was? "Oh my word!", said Fixer, "It's...
It's enormous! Its my complete 8 track cassette collection spralled out everywhere! Someone has robbed my music collection to play this aweful joke!
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Since jack *bleep* never have tape decks it was not a problem, fix just put on a cd of Jimi H., but how to get the mine into production with old fashioned................
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