The bulletproof thread: December silly-season edition

[Fancy]

I justify my wacky behavior this week to the passing of a close family member three days ago and that everyone I've been arguing with has just been dumb.

Sorry about your loss - I found arguing a little took the edge off of "what do I get my parents who have everything". Maybe a donation in their name to an appropriate organization. Some people need a lot of help.

[Queen K]

We buy my mom experiences. So tickets to a play, concerts, ballet, etc. That way she hasn't got cumulations of stuff.

To be sure, a few prezzies to open on Christmas, but the big one is a going out present.

[dogspoiler]

You might want to rephrase that.

[Jo]

Queen K I like that idea, I'm doing that for Andrew's birthday, actually.

[French Castanut]

Oh, look what's hanging up the door frame.



Who want's a kiss? The French way.

[Bpeep]

What, likkered on wine, and with a mouth full of pizza?

[Captain Awesome]

Pizza is an Italian thing, you baboon.

You'd have to say "mouthful of baguette" - now, that's the French way.

[normaM]

Parisian french - yes, wouldn't FC frenchin be with a mouthful of poutine?

[Bsuds]

Oh, look what's hanging up the door frame.



Who want's a kiss? The French way.

[Captain Awesome]

Parisian french - yes, wouldn't FC frenchin be with a mouthful of poutine?

Sexual euphemisms are getting better and better.

[WeatherWoman]

or tourtiere

[normaM]

speaking of sex- no follow up story to the Irish lass stalking Dentist. Or the donkey boinking movie.

[French Castanut]

or langue de porc pis des oreille de christ loll

[Queen K]

This year I was prepared to give up my usual "Kill Christmas" thread.

But so much has happened in the past few days I think I'll revive it.
Car died.
Someone's *bleep* at me.
House to decommission is not yielding tantalizing treasures that will make us retired or rich.
Christmas box is still in the livingroom.
No cards have been made.

KILL CHRISTMAS.

[motorhomebabe]

I just hate being pushed to put up the Christmas decorations. I just know I wiil be so sick of them by the new year.