Closing in on 50 years

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Re: Closing in on 50 years

Postby Queen K » Jun 1st, 2014, 6:30 am

Good idea!

I have an idea.

Join a gym. Get the bod back. No sense pouching out.
Go to a body sculpting place, get all the appropiate lifts and lipos.
Dye hair.
Get nails done.
Never be in the sun again.
By a vat in which to fill with body lotion, loll in it once a day.
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Re: Closing in on 50 years

Postby Bsuds » Jun 1st, 2014, 6:35 am

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Re: Closing in on 50 years

Postby Catz » Jun 1st, 2014, 7:10 am

I have been thinking about what to say for a couple days....my best advice...age is only a matter of mind. Enjoy the wisdom, create new memmories, and try something new each day.
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Re: Closing in on 50 years

Postby Bsuds » Jun 1st, 2014, 7:37 am

Catz wrote: try something new each day.


That's the easy one cause you don't remember what you did yesterday! lol
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Re: Closing in on 50 years

Postby Queen K » Jun 1st, 2014, 10:23 pm

Or you remember but don't give a rats tail.

What happened to all the cheer up stuff? Like Dogspoiler offering to send his Extra-Strength Geritol over.
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Re: Closing in on 50 years

Postby Fancy » Jun 2nd, 2014, 6:46 am

And every pit stop along a highway. I still feel 50 and find being around little ones keeps you on your toes and active. The more you live the more you learn and the more you can appreciate everything and everyone around you. I find I don't put off til tomorrow what I can do today. Every day is a gift.
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Re: Closing in on 50 years

Postby Glacier » Jun 2nd, 2014, 6:49 am

Queen K is not turning 50. She's still 18, but with 32 years experience.
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Re: Closing in on 50 years

Postby Queen K » Jun 2nd, 2014, 4:21 pm

I love you Glacier.
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Re: Closing in on 50 years

Postby Thinktank » Jun 2nd, 2014, 4:54 pm

actually, you're 18 with 50 years experience

18 + 32 = 50
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Re: Closing in on 50 years

Postby Queen K » Jun 2nd, 2014, 4:58 pm

I hate you Thinktank.
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Re: Closing in on 50 years

Postby Bsuds » Jun 2nd, 2014, 5:08 pm

30th anniversary of your 20th birthday
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Re: Closing in on 50 years

Postby Queen K » Jun 2nd, 2014, 5:09 pm

Bsuds! I like your thinking.
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Re: Closing in on 50 years

Postby SmokeOnTheWater » Jun 2nd, 2014, 5:11 pm

She won't be " grumpy " anymore .. she'll be " old grumpy " ..
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Re: Closing in on 50 years

Postby Queen K » Jun 2nd, 2014, 6:43 pm

The title "Grumpy Cat" is taken and I wouldn't want to step on any puddytat toes or pay royalites.
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Re: Closing in on 50 years

Postby dogspoiler » Jun 24th, 2014, 1:30 pm

I think Sour Puss is still available.
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