Closing in on 50 years

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Re: Closing in on 50 years

Postby Bsuds » Jun 24th, 2014, 1:54 pm

Pugnacious Puss or Curmudgeonly Kitty would work too.
Ducks have feathers to cover their Butt Quacks!

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Re: Closing in on 50 years

Postby normaM » Jun 25th, 2014, 5:55 am

if u snap an murder someone, a life sentence won't be as long
u can hide your own easter eggs
wear a thong bikini
discuss body functions in public. loudly.
carry a purse instead of a bag
If onion rings are wrong I don't wanna be right
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Re: Closing in on 50 years

Postby Poindexter » Jun 26th, 2014, 9:52 am

Thanks to my grandson I've learned that my go to funny face that used to makes kids laugh is now scary and makes them cry. Damn you collagen!
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Re: Closing in on 50 years

Postby Queen K » Jul 4th, 2014, 9:06 pm

Tomorrow I'm 50 and one month.

Pity Party invitations have been issued.
Bring jello salads and cucumber sandwiches.
Wear Black.
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Re: Closing in on 50 years

Postby zookeeper » Jul 5th, 2014, 7:14 am

I'll bring the tea!
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Re: Closing in on 50 years

Postby Queen K » Jul 5th, 2014, 10:16 pm

Thanks for switching the tea to Grey Goose.
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Re: Closing in on 50 years

Postby BoB76 » Aug 7th, 2019, 12:20 am

Holy *bleep* that means you are 55!
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Re: Closing in on 50 years

Postby Piecemaker » Aug 7th, 2019, 10:47 am

Holy *bleep* BoB76 can do basic math!
It's possible to do all the right things and still get a bad result.

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Re: Closing in on 50 years

Postby Queen K » Aug 7th, 2019, 10:53 am

What was Bob doing rummaging around in the old decaying thread section anyways? :-X

Queen K wrote:Cheer me up.

I'm closing in on 50 in a few days but it's proving to be harder than closing in on 30, or 40 even.

So what's so great about 50?


:runforlife:

OMIGOD, Bob ressurrected this old thing?

Feel sorry for me now, k? I'm 55 and feel so, so, old. :cry: :cry:
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Re: Closing in on 50 years

Postby Queen K » Aug 7th, 2019, 10:54 am

BoB76 wrote:Holy *bleep* that means you are 55!


SHUT IT.

Bring cake and ice cream, k? I'm substituting stuffing emotions with bad for me foods.
Chips, not kale chips. And lots of vodka.
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Re: Closing in on 50 years

Postby oldtrucker » Aug 7th, 2019, 11:06 am

Queen K wrote:Feel sorry for me now, k? I'm 55 and feel so, so, old.


Go do something a little crazy today.
Something that puts a smile on your face.
Something that you would normally never do.
Something intense enough that it forces you to be 100% in the moment.
I promise, you will feel young, even if it's just for one day.
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Re: Closing in on 50 years

Postby Queen K » Aug 7th, 2019, 7:13 pm

I would but it's irresponsible to drive to the airport and get on a plane without explanation. :biggrin:





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Re: Closing in on 50 years

Postby Bsuds » Aug 7th, 2019, 7:16 pm

Queen K wrote: And lots of vodka.


Careful, at your advanced age 2 drinks and you will have a hangover for a week that nothing can fix!
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Re: Closing in on 50 years

Postby Queen K » Aug 7th, 2019, 7:25 pm

I'll be sure to water them down to suitable proportions.
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